Containment Breach

WELP. We put up the best fight we could, but the Christmas tree went up a few weeks ago. It has orange lights and pumpkins on it, but we’re under no delusions about what this means. The seal is broken; we have an uncontrolled Christmas leak seeping into the ground water. We’ve been watching the grinch and talking about presents, even as we eat Frankenstein Reese’s cups and rapidly change our minds about what costume we’re going to wear. It’s a total loss, and it’ll take generations to fully contain and decontaminate this incident.  

So to you and yours, Merry Halloween. If you see some weirdos out there singing carols while they trick or treat, that’ll probably be us; sorry for any vibe dysphoria we’ve caused you.