Solicitation

I had thought, perhaps in the naiveté of my youth, that door-to-door sales was like… over? Like I thought that was a plot point in movies about the dust bowl or whatever, not a thing I was going to have to literally deal with during my actual life. If you’ve been similarly misled by popular media, let me assure you: the wolves are still at the door.

They preferentially come when your children just fell asleep, too.

I genuinely cannot imagine this is a successful way of improving your brand’s reputation. Whenever a business attacks us in this way, I take time out of my busy day to find every avenue I can to leave them a negative review, and when I get there I usually see that I’m not the only one. I dunno if being the most hated solar company within 100 miles on multiple social media platforms is good economically, but one organization around here is certainly checking to see. Good luck to them, I guess.

Bad luck to them though, for real. I hope you guys got blood that mosquitos go buck wild over.