Nutrition

Nutrition

I was always told you shouldn’t bother a dog while they’re eating, but when it comes down to it, he’s not the one I’m worried will bite me.

Solicitation

Solicitation

I honestly couldn’t tell you why we have a doorbell anymore; the only people who use it are here to ruin my day.

Taxonomy

Taxonomy

This is where the name came from. Please nobody tell him about the new keyboard–I need it.