Demure
It’s always interesting to see which things a toddler will try to keep secret, and which ones they’ll do in the front yard while facing the street.
Goldfish Tea
You know how sometimes the bad guys in movies are like “I won’t believe he’s dead until I see the body” after the good guy jumps off a waterfall or whatever? That’s how I feel about food that’s currently being chewed around here.
Wellness
The Hippocratic oath says that they can’t cover you and your kid with plastic sheeting and make you leave through the hazardous waste chute, but you can kinda tell when they’re thinking about how much easier that would make things.